Nap Time

I had such a hard day at work that I just crashed on my desk. I don't think that big people understand how difficult it is to constantly be cute and entertaining. It is difficult smile-breaking work. There's also an understated level of danger. You have old people wanting to squeeze your cheeks and pick you up.

With these kind of issues, I think it is past time for all babies to unite and form a union. It is only through solidarity that we can hope to improve the working conditions that are set upon us by the big people. We will be able to frown all the time and never feel that overwhelming pressure to look cute.

I will publish more on this in the future when I am less sleepy.