I'm One!!!

I'm one and I can do whatever I want. I am going to start my banging on this drum as loud as I possibly can. That'll show Mom, she's the one that bought me this drum.

Today was supposed to be my birthday.

So Mom and Dad just told me that today was supposed to be my birthday. I didn't really understand what they were telling me so I asked them to explain. From what I can understand today was supposed to be my birthday but I was really comfortable where I was and opted to stay a few extra days. So today is not my birthday and I don't get any presents today. I have to wait 11 more days to get any presents, now I wish I would have been born on the 11th.